NEW BLOGSKIN. NO COMPLAINS THIS TIME.
SO READ IT WITH PRRIIIDDEEE. :D.

KANA TAGGED AGAIN.
OH WELL. (:

Instructions:
1. Do the "LETTER MEME"
2. Tag no less than 5 people.
3. Then copy the "How-to" letter MEME and finish your journal entry.

Template:
Dear (Victoria)[Royal Highness],
I do not really know how to tell you this but I (your nostrils are insulting), I think I realised it (last year) (as you ate enchilada) and I saw you (hit on)(my avocado plant). I am sure you're (cowardly) enough to understand (that extreme home makeover sucks). I am returning (your old lottery ticket) to you but I'll keep (the results of your blood samples) as a memory. You should know that I'm (told in my confession to today about) (our friendship).
(in pain), Joscelyn.

*I don't understand the numberings....

1. What is the colour of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over.

Red - Our affair is over.

White - I'm join the monastery.

Black - I dislike you.

Green - Our horoscope does not match.

Grey - You're a pervert.

Yellow - I'm selling myself.

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting.

Brown - The mafia wants you.

No shirt -You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister.

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I throw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When i quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In woman's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

None of the above - George Bush and his wife

4. What is the colour of your socks?

Yellow - Hit On

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - drive out

5. What is the colour of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard souffle

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - John F Kennedy statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on television?

Scrubs - Man

O.C - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The News - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa does not exsist

Angry - That your pimple are at the last stage

Depressed - That we are curious

Excited - That there are no solutions to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - that your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyed - That I am open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What is the colour of the walls of your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The picture from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery ticket

Pink - The cut toenails

Others - Your memories from military service

9. What's the first letter of your name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F- Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My viriginity

I/J - The results of your blood sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mum

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X -Davis's Tricot outfit

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. What is the last letter in your name? (last letter of surname)

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F- Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about it

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X -Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water - Our friendship

Soft drink - My new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water -Embarrassing rash

Hot Chocolate - Eggplant fetishism

Whiskey - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. Which country would you prefer to go on vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best wishes

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - F*** off now!

France - In pain

Others - Greetings to your freaky family

Tagged: Janel and ummmmm Isaac if he ever actually reads my blog...
AND CHAAAAAPPPPY. HEE. (: